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Donald and the Genie

from Songs​-​of​-​the​-​Week by Ira Marlowe

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Didn't it seem that Trump "protesteth too much"? What you hear is a true story from a slightly better world.

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Good evening Mr. Trump
you seem surprised to see me
but you rubbed yourself in such a way
to summon up the genie
no need to be embarrassed
I understand your plight
it has plagued you all your days
but it all will change tonight

You say there is "no problem there"
you say you "guarantee it"
but behind that puff of pubic hair
I do not even see it
You with all your riches
in untold amounts
The man who has everything
...except where it counts

But it's gonna be so great! It's gonna be so great!
Just you watch! Just you wait!
I am bound to serve your will
Your wish is my command
Tt's gonna feel so big
in your tiny little hand

Such a tragedy, a curse
and your psyche was affected
You tried to make it right
with every tower you erected
You tried pills of every color
every size and every shape
There were cremes and gels and ointments
vacuum pumps and fishing weights
And then that prosthesis
how my heart ached for you
There was simply not enough
to attach it to
All that time and money spent
yet nothing could enhance it
your medical anomaly
featured in The Lancet
A man like you, so powerful and handsome
deserves a "zib" proportionate and then some!

Now it's gonna be so great! It's gonna be so great!
Just you watch! Just you wait!
I am bound to serve your will
so I must let know
I am, or course, a Muslim
Would you for like me to go?
No???
Then prepare to be the envy of the gods!
When you now become the size of Johnny Wadd's

Close your eyes, it's okay
Do not open til I say

Keep your eyes closed
Now reach down with your hand
Behold the the mighty weapon
now at your command
With apologies to Zeppelin
the schlong remains the same
But on a vastly different scale
on a vastly different frame
Now, Little Donald, it hardly seems so small
Open your eyes now, Mr. Big!
You're 14" tall

And it's gonna be so great! It's gonna be so great!
You'll finally see the world from below
Perhaps you'll be re-born
making little people porn
A garden gnome's another way to go
Time for me to run it's getting late
But whatever happens next
It's gonna be so great!

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from Songs​-​of​-​the​-​Week, released February 19, 2016
Ira Marlowe: everything

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Ira Marlowe Berkeley, California

Ira Marlowe's songs have appeared in indy films, been featured on NPR and Dr. Demento, and received a Parent's Choice Award. He's taught songwriting at UC Berkeley and penned the tunes for four shows by a Tony-winning theatre troupe.

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