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Commissioned for the St. Stupid's Day celebration, Berkeley, CA 4/1/16

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They think they got all the answers
Eggheads and smartypantsers
High brow, high brow
Laughing at the low brow
This is the dawning of The Age of the No-Brow!
Join the crowd!
Have you seen the polls?
Ain't no limit what this clown car holds!

Dumz the new smarrt
Dumz the new smarrt
Dumz the new smarrt

I was feeling stressed and so uptight
Took a rubber mallet to my head last night
It went boing boing boing atil I hit the wall
By the seventh time it hardly hurt at all
Come along!
Do your part!
!t's never too soon to start

Dumz the new smarrt
Dumz the new smarrt
Dumz the new smarrt

If there's spittle on my face it means I want to kiss you
Cuz you're sweet as a toaster and I'm sharp as a tissue
No one can stop us
No one can tame us
We're marching to the orders of a famous ignoramus
When your mouth is hanging open
And your finger's in your ear
And a clue just can't be found
Tell 'em Donny sent ya
As you join the mass dementia
Moronic is the tonic and it's coming to your town

Dumz the new smarrt
Dumz the new smarrt
Dumz the new smarrt

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from Songs​-​of​-​the​-​Week, released February 19, 2016

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Ira Marlowe Berkeley, California

Ira Marlowe's songs have appeared in indy films, been featured on NPR and Dr. Demento, and received a Parent's Choice Award. He's taught songwriting at UC Berkeley and penned the tunes for four shows by a Tony-winning theatre troupe.

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